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Derek Fender Corner

Derek Fender English Defence LeagueA light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.

Derek is one of the most prolific EDL criminals with thirty eight convictions under his belt. His most high profile court appearance was concerning the theft of a large quanitiy of low energy lightbulbs from Homebase.

Fender's latest stints in prison were Was banged up 8-18th Oct 2012, then 26-28 Oct then 30 Oct to 11th Jan 2013. he claims he had a bad month in October

As they say in Luton, 'if your lights go out, Fender is in town'.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Derek Fender Corner

Uber Bore Andy Morgan and his Caravan of Love Exposed

Uberbore and Bono wannabe, Andy Morgan

By Sigue Sigue Sputnik.

Uber bore Andy Morgan is the self proclaimed 'Nationalist News TV Channel', which is actually a one man YouTube channel.

Calling himself 'Uber Nationalist', Andy likes to portray himself as Mr Important and head of a very expensive and lucrative TV studio, reporting on things such as Anders Breivik, where he hilariously claimed he was a Muslim, then backed up and claimed it was a set up and the Government actually wrote Breivik's manifesto to set up Far Right extremists such as himself.

Uber Bore has been in large, ignored by anyone other that his 35 followers, most of whom are his own troll accounts. It is very hard for any one person on the EDL News Team to watch a full half hour of Andy so we take it in shifts and sometimes someone on the team will hear him recant his story about getting abducted by aliens (we kid ye not). 

The tediousness of watching his videos is mainly to do with the videos being extremely boring, with little more than a big noisy introduction, followed by 20 minutes of him tutting and shaking his head and not a great deal more.

He has recently decided to target 'lefties', which to people like Morgan, is everyone that does not think of Asians as not being human.

He childishly call all 'lefties' (everyone else) 'the great unwashed', which was the upper class's way of describing the working class, ironically.

Here is Bono wannabe Morgan, posting some soap to the 'lefties', as he videoed himself doing so a few months ago.

Whilst also claiming to have a brand new TV studio to broadcast from in a 'secret' destination, such is his importance and his need to stay in the shadows so he can continue his extreme mission to spread racial and religious hatred in order to produce more Anders Breiviks.

You would think a person that spends his entire life dedicated to spreading hatred and calling everyone else 'unwashed' and making several references to others not having a bath etc, that this halfwit would actually, at least, have a bath himself.

Welcome to UKGS TV studio and home of Andy Morgan. This all important boring arsehole actually lives and records his petty videos, in a caravan. His home/studio does not even have a bath.


Andy moved into this Trailer park last year after selling his house in Nuneaton.

Now there is nothing wrong with living in a trailer park of course, but we just can't help but think blame can be hilarious at times. One or two of the EDL News team have spent some point of their life living in a caravan and the Editor himself, lived in a shed for a number of months.

This extremist's neighbours were more than happy to identify this recent arrival and 'odd bod' in the interest of security. Just as anyone who would want to know who was on the loose in their neighbourhood.

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In the last desperate attempt to cover his tracks, Andy released another video of him posting soap to the 'lefties' and hilariously posted up an exploded pic of a postbox with a Lincoln address on it, claiming that was where he lived. We know he does not live in Lincolnshire though.


Anyone receiving soap via the Royal Mail from this prick, please get in touch and we will only be only too pleased to forward you a return address in Cambridgeshire for Uber Bore.

And finally, a message to Andy. If you have read this article can you secretly give us a sign in your next video by attaching a clothes peg to your goaty beard and scratching the left hand side of your nose whenever you 'tut'. 

For your lifelong crusade against broadcasting and personal hygiene, we salute you Andy.

Andy's blog can be found here. And here is a video of Andy explaining who he is.

 

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