A light hearted section dedicated to Derek Fender who has now left the EDL after his buffoonery and grassing left him no alternative. Derek took a back seat in the EDL after taking a shoeing in a pub in Blackpool from his fellow EDL members.
EDL News can exclusively reveal that two members of Kevin Carrols family have converted to Islam and have sent shock waves through the local patriot community.
After today's disastrous turn out and bad publicity in Aarhus, more bad publicity is the last thing the EDL Need.
24 year old Sean Patrick O'Connor was first suspected of moving to the other side when he was found with a copy on the koran in his bag during a police drugs raid at Kevin's Pub, the Parrot in Luton last November..
One local said "It was pandemonium. We were all sat round having a quiet
drink when twenty or thirty coppers burst in, made all the regulars stand against the wall and searched them one by one. Sean was seen to be trying to secrete something behind a radiator and was spotted by the police who jumped on him and wrestled him to the ground. A copy of the Koran fell out of his hand and the whole pub went quiet. Kev went mental and demanded to know why had had brought it into the pub and banned him.
Since November Sean has been said to have dyed his hair ginger and gone to Afghanistan to fight for the Taliban. Kevin recently revealed at a St Patrick's Day party at the Parrot that he has been excommunicated from the pub and the family.
Sean was said to have been spotted recently by newspaper journalists near Kandahar and identified him from a distance by the large Luton Town tattoo on his left arm.
Sean's Brother, 28 year old Callum O'Connor, is said to have recently married a 67 year old Muslim lady. Callum was formerly married to an ex girlfriend of Tommy Robinson and both were members of the Bedfordshire Swingers Association. The marriage broke up after she got over involved with an ornithologist from Kettering.
Callum was a prolific cross dresser at the time and since he has married into the Muslim community, he can now be seen in the Bury Park area of Luton
wearing a Burka.
The pair were thought to have converted after a chance encounter with a Inman in a pub that had recently been islamofied and turned into a mosque. The pair had been sat there drinking for three hours before they realised that the beer was not only non alcoholic, but Halal as well. At this point the Inman stepped in and converted them.
The conversion of Sean was said to have been done in less than a minute whilst Callum was visiting the ladies.
We have tried to contact Tommy and Kev about this but they have refused to talk to us due to having had a very bad day in Denmark.